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Of Flags and Flowers

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My Car is in a Cult

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Maybe I AM one to Judge

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With This, I Might Just Change the World

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I’d make a terrible ghost hunter, or maybe a really good one

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A Bee Redux and thoughts on Picking Up Where We Left Off

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Lisbon: Portugal’s newer old city

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Sintra: wine, castles, coastline, and a near death experience

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Our brush with revolution in Coimbra

April 29, 2022 No Comments

Samantha was able to point out locations for a free Fado show, her favorite restaurants and markets, and her experience moving here as an expat from Italy. Also the significance of the artwork we found in our flat.

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More Porto, a little Braga and a Bishop maybe too big for his britches

April 27, 2022 2 Comments

If Porto is any indication, humans have been working on the proper stair height for more than 2,000 years, and only just recently agreed upon a standard.

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One day in Portugal: 300 stairs, one life lesson, and a sandwich bigger than a human head

April 21, 2022 3 Comments

“Most 15-year-old girls around here can finish one of those. As a snack,” which is when we learned that Portuguese are into food shaming, and also that Mike is susceptible to double-dog-dares from tour guides when it comes to his gastro-fortitude compared to that of a 15-year-old.

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When is a dream a dream, how many should one person have, should you even call them that maybe, and what’s with the mice?

January 9, 2022 No Comments
Of Dreams and Mice - Midlife Sentence

This post isn’t about throwing off machines by nonsense monologuing or whether I care about what grade some stupid algorithm decides to give any post of mine. It’s about dreams.

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Dark Secrets and Hot Sauces

December 26, 2021 No Comments
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With my poor eyesight, I now have a deep distrust of items that look anything like little pinecones or dirt clods abandoned in the middle of the living room.

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A post that’s a little like speed dating, but with more frogs

September 11, 2021 1 Comment

“Are you even writing anymore?” as if it’s something like a tree falling in the forest: not really there unless someone is able to respond to it.

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I guess we’re not good enough for royalty

April 14, 2021 2 Comments
Midlife Sentence | bees

I kind of assumed it’d be one of those things we talk about, but never do, but it turns out it’s one of those things we talk about, then buy books about, then talk to experts about, then spend a bunch of money on.

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Why the book tour is probably cancelled

February 23, 2021 2 Comments
Midlife Sentence | Cancelling the book tour

I’ve written and junked entire chapters and rewritten others and shoehorned new ones in to fill holes I somehow missed the first seven dozen drafts. I’ve written and thrown away hundreds of thousands of words between outlining and drafting and editing and revising.

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Our New Norm

January 1, 2021 No Comments
Midlife Sentence | Our New Norm

Notice there’s water on the floor, wonder if it’s pee, melted snow, or water from his bowl. Clean and sanitize as though it’s pee, just to be safe, while Norman destroys the dishcloth.

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Of Elbows and Umbrage

December 20, 2020 No Comments
Midlife Sentence | Of Elbows and Umbrage

I left the appointment wondering how tennis and bouldering could result in the same sort of injury, and also how much umbrage I should take at Dave’s assumption I wasn’t in training for anything in particular.

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