Betty, Bill Gates, and Beer Pong

Originally, today’s post lamented the lack of beer pong at baby showers. No, really, it did. This is an important conversation to be had. However, I recently also realized that today is World Polio Day, which is another subject that speaks to me, although it occupies a different part of my consciousness than beer pong. […]

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Autumn is awesome. You shut up.

Among the latest Internet hate-fest rampages is the subject of autumn. I don’t get it. People seem to have lost sight of the fact that pumpkin spice lattes signal the end of the asphalt-melting, sweating-out-your-eyeballs, my-lawn-is-crispy-but-I-no-longer-care season. But I haven’t. True, summer around here has yet to come to an abrupt end. It’s still that […]

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