Midlife Sentence

  • Home
  • Parenting
  • Travel
    • Asia
      • South Korea
      • North Korea/The DMZ
    • Europe
      • Belgium
      • Denmark
      • Estonia
      • Finland
      • Germany
      • Holland
    • North America
      • Calgary
      • Guatemala
      • Houston
      • Nashville
      • Yellowstone
    • South America
      • Aruba
    • Youth Exchange
  • Fitness
  • Nonsense
  • More About Me
    • Contact Me
  • Books
Menu

musings, Nonsense, Travel

Travel Gadget Wish List

February 27, 2019 3 Comments
Midlife Sentence | Travel Necessities

We’re all just one kitschy plastic tote away from either looking our put-together best or coming across like a crazed hoarder

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • Email
  • Print
Continue Reading

Family Travel, New Orleans, Travel

Teens in New Orleans: A family trip to the Big Easy

February 14, 2019 1 Comment
Midlife Sentence | Teens in New Orleans

First of all, don’t come at me about the title, you guys. I know teens does’t rhyme with the way you’re supposed to say New Orleans, but it’s cute and kitschy and SEO friendly, and y’all know I’m all about the market. Secondly, you should know this trip just about didn’t happen, even though we’ve […]

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • Email
  • Print
Continue Reading

Nonsense

You just don’t know when dental plaque is going to bring you closer to someone you’ve only just met

February 2, 2019 No Comments
Midlife Sentence | Menopause and dental problems

First, you need to know I have a thing about teeth. My teeth, specifically. I’m not crazy about how they look and a little insecure about the big spaces in between them and their coloring and the overbite thing. Oh, and you could land a Cessna on my gums, they’re so big. I’ve never been […]

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • Email
  • Print
Continue Reading

Fair Warning …

I laugh at my own jokes,
swear more than I should,
and have quite the ego
for someone who can't figure out
basic eyeliner application

Social

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest

Subscribe if you dare

Enter to win FREE PRIZES
(if, by "free prizes" we're clear I mean "the latest nonsense to come from my head," because, let's face it, nobody needs more stuff)

Search this nonsense

I’m in this book! Release date: April 16

Pre-order your autographed copy today! 

Sometimes I write like a grown up (these may or may not be good examples)

Huff_post
wtfsquare
ML_published_badge_orange
ermab.1

Archives

  • January 2023
  • June 2022
  • May 2022
  • April 2022
  • January 2022
  • December 2021
  • September 2021
  • April 2021
  • February 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • November 2020
  • September 2020
  • July 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • April 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • December 2018
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • July 2018
  • June 2018
  • April 2018
  • March 2018
  • February 2018
  • January 2018
  • December 2017
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • September 2017
  • August 2017
  • July 2017
  • June 2017
  • May 2017
  • April 2017
  • March 2017
  • February 2017
  • January 2017
  • December 2016
  • November 2016
  • October 2016
  • September 2016
  • August 2016
  • July 2016
  • June 2016
  • May 2016
  • April 2016
  • March 2016
  • February 2016
  • January 2016
  • December 2015
  • November 2015
  • October 2015
  • September 2015
  • August 2015
  • July 2015
  • June 2015
  • May 2015
  • April 2015
  • March 2015
  • February 2015
  • January 2015
  • December 2014
  • November 2014
  • October 2014
  • September 2014
  • August 2014
  • July 2014
  • June 2014
  • May 2014
  • April 2014
  • March 2014
  • February 2014
  • January 2014
  • December 2013
  • November 2013
  • October 2013
  • September 2013
  • August 2013
  • July 2013
  • June 2013
  • May 2013
  • December 2012
  • November 2012
  • October 2012
  • August 2012
  • May 2012
  • April 2012
  • March 2012
  • January 2012
  • December 2011
  • August 2011
  • July 2011

Midlife Sentence

Midlife Sentence

I’m killing it on Twitter

My Tweets

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
  • Home
  • Parenting
  • Travel
  • Fitness
  • Nonsense
  • More About Me
  • Books

Midlife Sentence