First, if you didn’t know––and you probably don’t because I haven’t been saying much about it––we’re aspiring beekeepers.
I’m not going to say where we keep said bees, because if it was in our backyard, which it most certainly is not, we would definitely have checked with the neighbors to make sure they were okay with it and not tried to hide a whole hive within feet of other people’s property because that just seems like a rude thing to do, even though the neighbors probably would never even notice if we did and maybe we’d have time to get a couple jars of honey over to them before they did notice and we’d be, like, “Surprise! You didn’t know you’ve had bee neighbors this whole time and now we’re giving you a yummy, wholesome gift right out of the butts of our very own bees so you can’t possibly object, especially since you didn’t know you have bee neighbors!”
Which you don’t. Or they don’t. Whatever.