I’ve had a problem with being late since I can’t remember when.
People fuss at me about it. They’ve even tried to compensate for it by telling me something starts earlier than it does.
Okay, that may have only happened once, but now I just assume everyone around here is telling me I’m late when I actually have gobs of time. The moral of which is you should never lie about the time to a tardy person. It’s bound to backfire.
But backfire on whom? Me? The lying liars waiting on me? It’s a stupid kind of karma.
Pondering this sort of thing usually makes me late.
I’m not the most tardy person I know. There are people I know who will do things like say they’ll come for dinner on Friday at six … and then show up the next day. Honest to God.
If I say I’m going to be somewhere at a specific time, I almost always show up on the same day.