Jack asked Colin tonight who’d be on his Zombie survival team. After careful thought, Colin said his team would consist of:
- Jack Markley, who is good with weapons.
- Uncle Len Markley, who is good with cars.
- Bear Grylls, who is good with … well, it’s Bear Grylls. He’s kind of just good with everything, and
- Barack Obama (no, all you doofuses, this is not a political post).
Neither Mike Markley, with his supreme laundry skills, nor I, the child’s mother, am on that list, even though I’d bring brownies. We both, sadly, will have been eaten alive in the early days of the apocalypse. *sigh*
